Stranger than Sleep Talk
My husband's excuse for ditching daycare duty this morning-
"I was crawling through 80,000 pounds of raw chicken last night. I don't think I should be around her"
At this point I thought he might be sleep talking, then I remembered he'd had a fire call last night and come home talking about chicken while I was still half asleep.
"Oh, the fire call? What was this, a restaurant?"
"80,000 pounds," he repeated. "It was a tractor-trailer fire."
"Did you take a shower?"
"Yes."
"Well then you've killed all the bacteria. You're fine," I said. "But I'll take her."
I hope he is sleeping in and feeling better...
"I was crawling through 80,000 pounds of raw chicken last night. I don't think I should be around her"
At this point I thought he might be sleep talking, then I remembered he'd had a fire call last night and come home talking about chicken while I was still half asleep.
"Oh, the fire call? What was this, a restaurant?"
"80,000 pounds," he repeated. "It was a tractor-trailer fire."
"Did you take a shower?"
"Yes."
"Well then you've killed all the bacteria. You're fine," I said. "But I'll take her."
I hope he is sleeping in and feeling better...

