Before baby, our evening routine was as follows:
1. Husband gives wife and kiss and turns on Fox News.
2. Husband reiterates he needs 20
minutes of quiet time with the TV to decompress.
3. Wife finds it nearly impossible to stay quiet for 20 minutes, often neglecting above agreement to tell an anecdote about the day or share her liberal bias on the news.
These days, my baby loves to babble for the first hour or so she's home. I'm sure she's telling me about her day at daycare, and perhaps ranting about how Bill
O'Reilly is a *#&$. Sure is nice to have another lady in the house!